Total Supply
One billion pieces of sewer royalty.
Welcome to the sewer
THE KING OF EVERYTHING NOBODY WANTED.
Ugly. Angry. Unwashed. Still somehow in charge.

WTF is this thing?
DUNGLO was born where broken pipes, bad decisions, and forgotten trash all meet. He is a rude little sewer goblin made entirely from filth, with a crooked kingdom and an army that absolutely refuses to shower.
He does not want to save the world. He just wants the world to stop flushing his furniture away.
One billion pieces of sewer royalty.
No hidden soap bill. No surprise drain fee.
The only advisors DUNGLO actually trusts.
A beautiful life. Sort of.

Deep beneath the city, where broken pipes leaked into forgotten tunnels, something began to move inside an ancient pile of waste. It grew two crooked ears, a long hanging nose, and a pair of exhausted eyes. Nobody created DUNGLO, nobody wanted him, and even the sewer rats refused to stand too close. With three loyal flies circling his head, he claimed the darkest tunnel as home.

DUNGLO collected everything the city threw away: broken toys, bent spoons, rotten boots, and forgotten coins. From the garbage he built a crooked underground kingdom. Rats became his guards, cockroaches became his servants, and flies carried his royal messages. Ugly, rude, and unbelievably smelly, DUNGLO finally had a place where every unwanted thing belonged.

When the people above tried to clean every tunnel, DUNGLO prepared for war. He clogged the pipes, flooded the bathrooms, and launched rotten garbage through every toilet in the city. The workers escaped and the underground kingdom survived. Now, whenever a drain begins to bubble, everyone knows DUNGLO is still down there—ugly, angry, and proudly ruling the things nobody else wanted.
Upcoming bad decisions
Phase 1
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Phase 3
Phase 4
Do not come alone
Bring memes, bring friends, and leave your sense of smell upstairs.